Agility top... you are mine

So there you have it. The agility top finally has become part of my outfit. The way it looks is awesome, at least to  me. It is almost like a Marlies Dekkers bra (and I do like those too).

So, how does it look? Stunning I think, had to change hair too.

Agility again

Being a female, obviously with inward genitals, it still hurts when you drop strait down, legs wide, on a beam. I cannot imagine what, with outward genitals, t would feel like doing the same thing as a male. Excruciating would be my guess. Where did that come from, you might ask.

Yesterday I reached a milestone. 

90 agility, and now the Advanced Barbarian Course is available. I need to complete 250 faultless laps to be rewarded with the Agility Top. After umpteen laps of the Advanced Gnome Course this is a welcome change. A whole new set of tsjk-tsjk-bonk sounds.

The course is fun to do: You swing a rope, walk across a beam, then scramble up a wall to jump over a gap, up one more level and be catapulted across another gap to reach a narrow balancing beam (caught by some bales of hay btw). You then cartwheel to the end of the beam (and are able to hurt yourself badly). Jump to a roof and slide down. End of lap.

250 of them…

Concentrate... for gods sake, concentrate.

Click, tsjk,tsjk, tsjk, tsjk, tsjk, tsjk. tsjk, tsjk, click, click, click, click, ta-dah-dah-dah, bonk, click, whoosh, woosh, woosh, bonk, click, weeeeeeeeeeeh, bonk. Repeat.

That is about what you see, hear and do when using the Advanced Gnome Agility Course.

Not that I am a big fan of agility but I have my heart set on the Agility Top. One of those elusive garments only available to those with an agility level of 90 and 250 clean laps of the Advanced Barbarian Course under their belt. According to Tip.it's calculator I will hear that sequence for another 211 times. Enough to drive a sane woman crazy. For now it is a welcome distraction after the diary: A repreve from crowded areas and the trauma sustained playing Castle Wars.

The reason I play with sound on, in this case, is the fact I don't need to change the camera angle to see when I come out of that pipe. I can hear it... its the bonk after the weeeeeeeeeh, then it is click log, listen to eight times tsjk, click four times, listen to ta-dah-dah-dah bonk, one click, three times whoosh and a bonk, click and the weeeeeeh again. It gains 725 xp per lap. And after reaching level 88 I hardly fail. Just one thing is wrong about it: The zero variation in sound. It gets on your nerves after about an hours worth of playing.
No, strike that, it gets on your nerves after 10 minutes. But it is easier than rotating the camera angle. So I click and listen, listen and click. I'll be glad to start failing a course again: That will happen after 211 laps. Switching to Barbarian, do 250 complete laps (wonder how many failed laps will be thrown in), and then... take a break from agility. For a while... a long, long while.

click, click, click, click, ta-dah-dah-dah, bonk, click, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, bonk, click, weeeeeeeeeeh, bonk, click, tsjk-tsjk-tsjk-tsjk-tsjk-tsjk-tsjk-tsjk....